I just Don't See it...

I have this thing where I just don't find male celebrities that hot. It's like I am immune to the celebrity hype. People who know I'm a homo sometimes ask, who on TV do you think is hot? 

And I say, "Honestly, hardly anyone..."

Which always takes the attacker on a predictable course...

Attacker: "Eff you, liar!"

Me: "No, honestly I'm really not into anyone..."

Attacker: "Don't be embarrassed, come on... tell me."

Me: "I'm not embarrassed---I don't know!!... Shia Labeouf?"

Attacker: "HAHAHAH Are you asking me if you think Shia LaBeouf is hot?"

Me: "No! Well yes. I don't know! I'm really just not into celebrities!"

Aaaand I'm being honest. Why would I lie? I know I'm not out... but in my head I know I'm a gay person. So I'm not denying anything here... also, at the same time, if I see a person on the street or at the gym, I am so willing to play the hot or not game.

I always just feel like his personality
and his body are stupid.

But celebs? If they're universally considered super hot... I tend to just hate them... for example:

Channing Tatum: Hate
Taylor Lautner: Hate
Ryan Reynolds: Hate
Zac Effron: Hate
Christian Bale: Hate

Aaaand then there is this other category where I honestly just do NOT see the big deal:

Brad Pitt: Don't see it
Justin Timberlake: Don't see it
Ryan Gossling: Don't see it
Johnny Depp: Don't see it

I've gotten into fights about me not thinking Channing Tatum is hot... and I've managed to admit this... if I saw Channing Tatum at my gym or walking around DC then yeah, I'd probably be like "Daaaayum, son".

I love to hate you because you're the worst.
He was good on SNL though.

Which leads me to think... the hype is what turns me off. 

And at the end of the day I may personally have a conventional look to me... but that's not what I'm looking for... I mean the guy I'm seeing, Sean, is a hairy, beer-bellied Indian man and I am head-over heels (No, his name isn't really Sean, all the names I use in my blogs are fake, but consistent). I think he is one of the most attractive people I've ever known.... so... at the end of the day... maybe that's it?

Whatever... that is one of the best things about attraction... beauty is in the eye of the beholder--- which is great--- it gives everyone a shot... otherwise everyone would be perpetually disappointed if we all had our standards set to thinking we deserve the Brad Pitts and Ashton Kutchers of the world.

To each his own my friends. To each his own.